Crazy

"Don't call me that!"

"I didn't say you were crazy. I said this is crazy."

"I'm not crazy!"

Adrian and Eugene stared acrimoniously at each from across the bedchamber. They both understood what the other was thinking. Only one of them had a gun. Only one of them had threatened to kill themself if the other went through on their threat to leave forever.

Only one of them had contracted with a lesser demon to guarantee a lifetime spent together in mutual bliss, only to realize that bargaining with a fiend never ends well.

The whole situation really was crazy.