And That's That
“How are you really, dear?”
“I’m fine.”
“Sweetheart, you can tell me.”
“I am telling you. I’m just fine.”
“Are you getting out?”
“I’m out right now.”
“With someone.”
“I’m here with you.”
“A man! Are you seeing anyone?”
“I see a lot of men, mother. I’m not dating anyone, if that’s what you want to know”.
“What about that nice young man…”
“He’s married.”
“Oh.”
“You know, mom, I met this wonderful sixty-year-old man.”
“Oh, darling, sixty?”.
“He’s perfect. He’s dying to get laid.”
“JENNIFER!”
“I gave him your number. Have you had the chicken salad here?”
From Guest Contributor Jean Blasiar