Drama Llamax

Jared dropped his items at the cash register and asked for a pack of Marlboros.

"Wait, I recognize your voice," the cashier exclaimed.

Jared grimaced, hoping she wouldn't make the connection.

"I know. You're the Drama Llama."

He nodded with a forced smile.

"Do the catch phrase."

Jared hesitated, calculating whether he could demure long enough without it becoming awkward. He hated reciting the line unless he was getting paid. Unfortunately, the woman had paused in anticipation.

He finally gave in. At least she hadn't gotten out her phone.

"Remember kids, only you can stop the drama in your life."