Leading Questions
“Does my ass look OK in these jeans?” she asked me.
“What do you mean?”
“Me arse—it looks OK?”
“Why? Did you do something to it?”
“Can’t you be serious?”
“You're aware it has a crack in it, aren’t you?”
“Do you think you’re funny?”
“What do you want to know? Is it the right shape? The right size?”
“Is it big?”
“What does big mean? Can you walk over by the door?”
“To here? Far enough?”
“There now you’ve made it smaller, haven’t you? Does that make you happy?”
“You just can’t get in the mood, can you?”
From Guest Contributor Edward Voeller