Statler And Waldorf's Bogus Journey

"Welcome to Hell, boys."

The two old men took a gander at their new home.

"This place is wonderful."

"Bravo."

"I love it."

"This is great!"

The sweat started to stream down their temples.

"Well, it's pretty good."

"Well, it isn't bad."

"There are parts of it that aren't very good though."

"It could be a lot better."

The eternal torment begins.

"I don't really like it."

"It's pretty terrible."

"It's bad."

"It's awful!"

"It's terrible!"

"Get us out of here."

"Boo!"

"I know it's too late now, but I have so many regrets about how we lived our lives."